Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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