Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
There's a naked man in my car right now.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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