how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
