I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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