Heybabeimwearingurpanties
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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