hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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