Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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