I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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