just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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