these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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