yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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