U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
then he tried to convert me to islam
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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