I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Quick, to the slutcave!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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