just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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