...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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