and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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