susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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