in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Sober January is a disaster.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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