Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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