Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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