he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We have started to decorate penises.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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