I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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