I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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