My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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