the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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