I will die if light touches me.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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