What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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