this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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