this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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