So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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