You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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