Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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