the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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