Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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