u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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