it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I understand Curling. That high.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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