Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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