Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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