I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I cockslap morals
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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