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I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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