no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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