I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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