her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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