This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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