at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
The ass gains better be worth it
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