why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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