Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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