So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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