who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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