i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
In America we eat man semen.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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